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Malema vs Ubuntu

March 10, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Apartheid Comments Off

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Hoe meer Malema flankeer met Kapitalisme hoe groter word sy flater om te poog om te verwesters. Sodra Julius Malema vaal as westerling en kapitalis, en ons lees deesdae orals dit gebeur gereeld, dan gryp hy na Ubuntu om sy beeld te red. Dit kry hy reg want vryheid van spraak voed sy veldtog en verkoop so hulle doggie pooh pappier aan niks vermoedende demokrasie.

Julis dit gaan lankal nie meer oor wie gaan vir wie skiet nie. Jy is besig om ‘n tyd faktor aan die gebeure te koppel en met FIFA 2010 op ons drimpel wil ons maar net sê … voorspoed … ons hoop jy skiet raak. Wat ek vreeslik vieslik intresant vind is die tyd lyn van gebeure en aansprake deur koerante …

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Ladies Over 40 – priceless

March 10, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe Comments Off

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In case you missed it on ‘60 Minutes’, this is what  Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:  


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)    

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:  

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Ou Mens gesondheid – Goverment issue …

March 10, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe Comments Off

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Senior Health Care Solution

 

· So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you – what do you do?
· Our plan gives anyone 65 years and older a gun and 4 bullets.
· You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Senior Government Officials.
· Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
· New teeth, no problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this?
· The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
· Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.    

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

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