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Ladies Over 40 – priceless

March 10, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe

 

 

In case you missed it on ‘60 Minutes’, this is what  Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:  


60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)    

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:  

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Ou Mens gesondheid – Goverment issue …

March 10, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe

Senior Health Care Solution

 

· So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you – what do you do?
· Our plan gives anyone 65 years and older a gun and 4 bullets.
· You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s and 2 Senior Government Officials.
· Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!
· New teeth, no problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And who will be paying for all of this?
· The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.
· Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.    

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

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A man went to confession

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe

 
 

‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession.

I had sex with Cookie Green twice last month.’ The priest told the

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Slippertjies aantrek – So Sweeeeeeet!!!

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe

Jannie het elke oggend met 'n blou oog by die skool aangekom. Die juffrou
het vir hom gevra hoekom sy oog blou is.
Jannie se antwoord was:

" Ons bly in 'n klein huisie en ek en my ma en my pa slaap in een bed.
Elke aand vra my pa vir my, " Jannie, slaap jy al? " , dan sê ek " Nee, pa "
en dan slaan my pa my en gee my 'n blou oog " .

Die Juffrou se toe vir Jannie, " As jou pa jou weer vra, dan bly jy
doodstil. " Die volgende dag het Jannie nie 'n blou oog nie, toe sê hy vir
die Juffrou dat hy stil gebly het. Maar die dag daarna het Jannie weer 'n
blou oog. Die juffrou vra toe vir Jannie " Hoekom het jy dan weer 'n blou
oog? "

Hy vertel toe vir die Juffrou:" Pa het gevra…'Jannie slaap jy'?, maar toe
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Aren’t older woman great…?

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Grappe

 
 

 

 

 

AFTER  BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL  LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE  DAY  AND SAID, “Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP  APARTMENT, A CHEAP  CAR,  SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK  AND WHITE TV,  BUT I GOT  TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.  

NOW  I HAVE A $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000..00 CAR,  NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN  TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.   

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Malema Malema Malema … my president

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Nuwe Nuus

Malema tears varsity campus apart

Times LIVE - ‎8 hours ago‎
Cracks within the ruling party over ANC Youth League president Julius Malema have spread to student politics in the Eastern Cape. Walter Sisulu University in Mthatha held elections for the Student Representative Council in November last year,

SA vrae “Hoekom haat Briite ons?”

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Nuwe Nuus

South Africans ask: Why do the Brits hate us so much?

Mail & Guardian Online?36 minutes ago?

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Vryheid van spraak kry ‘n knou

March 07, 2010 By: Bierpens Category: Nuwe Nuus

Internet squatters might soon be booted

The South African Star - ‎6 hours ago‎
Vika Mpisane, general manager of the .ZA Domain Name Authority (Zadna), the agency which manages South Africa’s internet space, said: “By its nature, domain name registration is usually automated, and as such there is less human involvement.

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